a grimdark John blog

(Source: chronicmelolagnia)

(Source: johnsdong)

===> SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY JOHN! FLY LIKE A PUPA!

>You forgot you even had wings! Oh yeah! You spread your wings and test the air, and attempt to fly!

>You don’t make it too far, but thankfully you land safely.

>Looks like you need more practice.

dyingsucksballs:

Can we say return of the overly hyper dead coolkid?

i missed y0u

seri0usly y0u were g0ne awhile i was kinda w0rried a h0rr0rterr0r ate y0u 0r s0mething

>You give a smile.

gosh, no. i haven’t seen any horrorterrors around me. and i don’t think i’d make an interesting treat, either.

so, ahah, no. i’m fine!

(Source: doomedjohnegbert)

j0hn j0hn hi j0hn hell0 hey whereve y0u been

well, i’d say dead… but i already am dead!

hah.

so, uh.. i’ve just been away, really. doing my own thing and stuff.

spritzy:

dirk-striders-sick-ink:

charlisheen:

John/Dave Appreciation Post

Sources: x x x x x x x

super kawaii dorks

the most desu

(Source: araneasprite)

sunnytastic:

i love you, i have loved you all alongand i forgive you for being far away for far too long

sunnytastic:

i love you, i have loved you all along
and i forgive you for being far away for far too long

TG: john id like to come see you tomorrow sometime if thats ok

>John: Get your text late.

EB: oh uh! wow! sorry! we can hang out now if you want!!

sassy-gay-jake-english:

eridans-pubic-hairs:

rumminov:

3540

John Egbert. “Serious Business”

“this. is. stupid”
John bby

sassy-gay-jake-english:

eridans-pubic-hairs:

rumminov:

3540

John Egbert. “Serious Business”

“this. is. stupid”

John bby

Here, take this stupid thing and be happy!

princecandywind submitted:

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==>You float there holding it in his face grumpily.

well? do you want it or not?

>You take the plush, staring at the trickster for a long time. You weren’t happy he was around, but whatever. A peace treaty is a peace treaty. At least… You thought this was. You did like the plush, it reminded you of Davesprite and birds in general, and you liked that.

sure, thanks.
i don’t understand why you’re doing this, but i’m not one to turn down nice things. thank you, and i guess, i’m sorry?
 i guess i was a bit rude, but, you wanted me gone and that didn’t sit right with me.

sorry again, i guess.

>You tuck the plush in the spot where your adopted Davechick slept, forcing a smile on your face.

Someone new texts me: AUTOMATICALLY SAYS MY STOMACH HURTS…

fairy-wren:

black-headed woodpecker
photo by 1 rimnahm

fairy-wren:

black-headed woodpecker

photo by 1 rimnahm

fairy-wren:

violet-backed starling
(photo by nick dean)

fairy-wren:

violet-backed starling

(photo by nick dean)

nymphicus:

nose boops in the light and rain huehehe

nymphicus:

nose boops in the light and rain huehehe